Who are these people and why should their opinions matter, eh? That’s what you want to shout when you see how rotten they rate the next film in the Fast franchise. Where’d they learn how to write? How to watch? How to feeeeel? Because it’s sure clear they aren’t feeling anything if their hearts aren’t moved by Vin Diesel and a boatload of cars.

Well, I’m happy you came here to get your answers. You coulda just gone to Rotten Tomatoes themselves, but they’re the them! Yes, they’re the them! You can’t get answers about them from them. That’s why we’re here. We have your back. We’ll scratch your back. We’ll get those answers.

Just sit tight.