Finally, the true end game of the Review Party Dot Com Empire is revealed: Lasagna. That damn cat has had his paws all over the lasagna comedy industry for TOO DAMN LONG! We're hear to win it back, while also eating a lot of lasagna. Are you kidding me? It's probably the perfect food.

Today's topics include: butter sphere pyramids, Turkish disappointments, Jesus, spontaneous deification, swiss army guitars, sexy ladies, freckles and mortality, f***** rodeos, and neutered Donald Duck.