I feel like I'm just rolling through this party, not in a bad way, like I'm on a rigging being pushed through with a camera in front of my face so its like I'm floating through the party blissfully. We had to pay the fx team extra for that.

Today's topics include the lies capris tell, being a toad person with a giant tongue, shark leather, switch blade combs, The Bozo Buckets of Bad Celebrities, and the Lizzie McGuire tongue scraper episode.