What's hidden in the ice comes forth in the thaw; the fries come to life and dance into the cardboard slot, and then she brings them to you. With a scowl that will melt your heart just like the fryer melts those fries. Add salt, and you got yourself a recipe for unrequited romance.

Today's topics include righteous boxing matches, lording content, The Boston Bluray Party, Iron Man if he was a chimney sweep, shoobies, "godly" pre-workout, goats, bananas you don't remember, and various bombs.