Ready for the 'roo? I don't think you are, you don't know the rules yet! That's right, all the best parties start with RULES. A party can't rule without rules! Tell me what to do and I am having a good time, officially. You can't leave me to my own devices, there will only be suffering, and there's no suffering at parties.

Today's topics include deflecting rays and attracting babes, evil chickens, smashing, flavored Tootsie Rolls, Major Payne, at least several random digits, several different vibes and energies, and the homies' bowel movements.