You thought the boys always had your back, like the beans in your chili. It ain't like that no more, man; not even the barley is going to survive this beef.

Today's topics include rainbow vomit, fridge, engines and ingots, cinnamon buns, hot-sick Christmas, pudding, yelling "Bumblebee!", beers, Snapchat, creamy clam chowder, and the memories of a bottle.