John Stamos, as a technoviking, and it’s Christmas! Yeah, it’s a great idea for a holiday special, I know.

Today’s topics include sexy Animorphs, slightly longer than normal shorts, the book world, prison stuff, frosty mugs that carry root beer, the spirit of the stairway, a plane beyond five stars, piles of fries, Video Gold Mine, modern trolling and hatred, how we do it, and fictional human interactions.