You ever spit in someone's eye while they got a boot on your chest? Maybe pleaded with the registrar while holding a vase full of water over their computer? If so, you got gumption, sonny. You don't accept fate for what it is, you scoff like a teenager and demand that it gets changed. That attitude will take you places.

Drop in this week for reviews of frog hats, tiger balm, and beef salt (oh my), as well as an enchanted bottle opener and an eye doctor with no pity. A quick round of 5 Star Review, the board game, also makes an appearance. Tasty good!