If there's a man-eating giant in the first act, someone's mom is getting eaten in the third act.

Today's topics include: crispiness, consuming KFC at high speeds, incognito situations, vaping piss, The Mountain Dew Realm, marketing gemstones, Not Believing It's Not Butter, boiling water, doing things ogre style, weaponized gift giving, the Peterman Catalogue, Craig-san's Cheesesteak Saga, a review that gives Brent an existential crisis, and babies basically being living dumbbells.