Sucking poison off your love one's cold lips. Biting your thumb at nerds. Having crazy parents. Balconies. Dudes named Mercutio. Just some Romeo and Juliet type shit.

Today's topics include feeling like a newborn baby, camping at a monkey statue, Zeus turning into piss, real Croc stories, scary scenes, fat Ghibli villains, the prettiest frogs, Nat Geo, Jabba the Hut, Yelp's Unusual Activity Alerts, Creed, Lord of the Flies but with a massage gun, and the first gay devil.