Just another episode of your favorite Podcast Show, on the internet! Wow! Maracas, maracas! I said bring out the maracas! Yeah! Swing those f*ckers around make some cool noises! Now bring in the sleigh bells, out of nowhere! It's not Christmas! This one's just getting wild, Cake 1998 style!

Today's topics include: being demoralized, being embarrassed, pranking, suction cups, or tongues, or anything, and international spellcasting range, being a great couple, being both chicken and human, crabs, Keanu, the string in the crack, and tiger masks.