I don’t have hobbies, per say, but I do love to get insanely livid. I just generally enjoy the feeling of my rage boiling over into furious madness. You can tell how good of a weekend I had based on how many new holes there are in my dry wall. What a laugh!

Today’s topics include free-spirited shopping at Spirit Halloween, costume wigs, real trench coats, Gulliver’s Travels, a 1995 film staring Antonio Banderas, bird hair, Little Tom, caterpillar cocoon DNA goo, blood doping, that sick Colorado O-positive, “I’m Tokyo bitches!”, and looking like you smell like pee.