THIS IS MY CORN, THIS IS MY MAZE, YOU'RE IN IT, I OWN YOU, WELCOME TO AUTUMN SUCKER.

Today's topics include that green can, tonic, when the petting zoo goes wrong, a festival hero, Buzz Lightyear, dinos getting blasted by meteors, sriracha (it's no big deal!), dangerous raw material: ketchup, a little assortment of ha-ha's, katanas, and the bird-muda triangle.