All this partying is getting me hungry. Anyone have some korn on the cob? I mean corn? I mean coЯn? Man, it's that time of the night I guess, everyone's getting a little loopy. We should probably cut back on the ooze.

Today's topics include (but are not limited to) Brisk Half and Half: Secret of the Ooze ASMR, just boring sausage, cold smoke kisses, feeling like (dot dot) jumping off a cliff, dumbass little lions, being as Florida as it gets, Shel Silverstein, Gustav the Goose Kisser, and then everything just sort of devolving into Spongebob impersonations.