Put a little caterpillar in the oven, 12 minutes later you got a pepperoni butterfly ripe for the picking. Happy Thanksgiving?

Today’s topics include 0 carb turkey jerky, mafia feet, ointment, a bandolier of turkey drumsticks, extra thin tomatoes, onion air, wizardly antics, gaslighting total strangers, The Master of Disguise, and the Mayflower Police.