The multiverse movies brush over one thing: all the different slightly alternative pastas you could enjoy. YES! YES! YES!

Today's topics include: grudge ghosts, doubling down, professional review enjoying, Arnold's ass, jitterbug phones and stretchy pants, bags of sand in boiling water, the quesadilla window, the full bowling shirt treatment, screaming cheeks, dorm room futons, The Oregon Trail, russets, lies, and every liquid I excrete.