Once you pop the fun don't stop, especially is you are popping open a sleeve of cookies. The first cookie is as decadent as the dozenth. You can't stop. You must continue feasting. You must right a review for the cookies. And then eat twelve more.

Today's topics include the perfect cough, serious little brother bodily harm, desperate demanding, another bowl of gruel, loading up the bucket, six miscreants, piss particles, hot feet, baby brains, and people living in fucking squalor.