Give that caterpillar on your lip a grease because your lips are gunna be flappin' extra hard at this little comedy shin dig. And also, we’re joined by Ally from the CampaignHER podcast! And boy was it a hoot, and hey, you and your moustache might learn something, too.

Today's topics include: jelly bean stain archaeology, where there was once passionfruit, beanboozles, just you and the bear, crispy Wisconsin, the shapes and sizes of farts, chutney, the significance of a quarter mile, fear of steam, Bic for Her Pens, plastic new years crap, and Barney's unitooth.