This week the boys are making Vin Diesel look like Vin Weasel with all the excellent drifting they're doing. Vehicular drift, snow drifting, wii-mote drifting, but never, ever, drifting apart. FRIENDSHIP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today's topics include suction, sorting sweatpants, Snorlax, Review Party International (Dot Com), vicious cartoon tigers, missed connections, Benny "The Fat" Rodriguez, shutting your mouth and filling it with pizza, Simon Says type shit, Catholic schoolboys and their lack of swing, yodeling atop pleasure mountain, Guy Fieri, and Peak Playboy Arnold.