‘Tis the season for some seasonably festive reviews. And I’m not talking cumin, I’m talking the holidays, baby! So gather round with your heartiest nog and listen to this good good gum drop of a holiday episode. Also, featuring our buddy Chris! Merry CHRIStmas! Happy holidays! And a big ol’ New Year.

Today’s topics include professional blurb writers, the Santa’s cookie in the room, Christian receipts, Care Bears lore, burnin’ out VHS tapes, cat temperature drinks, being a cyborg ape man, greasin’ up the toboggan, Illinois River, and nothing saying ‘Merry Christmas!’ like a smelly crotch.