Barstool Sports: One Bite Pizza Reviews
Do we like this guy? Do we trust him? That’s what you need to ask any time you read a review.
I mean, we don’t like to judge on appearances, but Caveman Bro Chic is what I’m picking up from this pic.
If you don’t recognize this uncanny valley frat man, this is Dave Portnoy, the owner of Barstool Sports. If you’re cringing already, that’s probably a good thing. Generally speaking, he’s not a cool dude, though obviously, as with pizza, everyone’s tastes will differ.
And pizza is what we’re talking about. Giving a review of pizza after one bite.
I guess technically you could get everything you need in one bite, but I don’t think you’re giving the service you could with just a few more bites.
ONE BITE PIZZA REVIEWS is just one little facet of Barstool, and though the stoolies make headlines fairly often, this time a restaurant owner is the reason why (yeah, I know this writing is awful. I’ll edit it later, okay?).
The owner of Dragon Pizza was straight up over Portnoy being a dingwad, so he told him off. It’s all here in this painfully unedited video.
Ughhhh
