Reviews for cardboard building blocks, the original Popeye cartoon short, Cinderheart Gaming in Oak Brook, Illinois, Elvis by Elvis Presly, and Gate's Barbeque in Kansas City.

Reviews for an AmericanInn, the new Wicked movie, Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru-Nui, refurbished PlayStation 2s, and Uncle Hugo's Science Fiction Bookstore.

Lovely holiday-adjacent internet reviews for elf dolls, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), Friends with Benefits (2011), Victoria 3 on Steam, and new-age Tickle me Elmo.

Reviews for a mysterious double handled object, candied yam recipes, the longevity and prosperity of seamonkeys, and fancy Ghirardelli hot cocoa.

Reviews for The New China Restaurant, a ground beef meat chopper, the french market in Glen Ellen, and the anime Dandadan.

Reviews for cool caffeinated Crystal Light, the Mr. Miyagi Japanese Grill's oopsies, big ol' toe spacers, the fantastic (???) Street Fighter (1994) movie, and Jazzy Cakez trauma cakes.

Reviews for 'The Illuminatus', pretending and imagining with ethernet cables, 'Unwrap Your Heart: It's Time for Mummies', and the album Take Me to Your Leader by King Geedorah.

Reviews for Shakespeare's Macbeth, a delisted Amazon sex swing, Perkins American Food Company and Ghost Kitchen, and Absolute Batman!

Internet reviews for Russel Wilson and his Pittsburgh Steelers, office printers, a beauty salon by Diva, and some more Trolli electric crawlers.

Scary reviews for a perilous pumpkin patch, an unsettling candy apple suckers sucker, a Little Tyke's playset for for a future self-respecting witch or warlock, the irrefutable Reese's cup, and some creepy crawly Trolli gummy worms.

Reviews for Monster "Rehab" energy drinks, drive-thru madness at Burger King in Madison, the Mortal Kombat movie (the 90s one), and The Misfit's Static Age album.

Reviews for The Iron Giant and the state of animation in 1999, Popeye's by a guy named Dark Bloodshed, crispy onions on subscription, steamy alien romance novels, and the illustrious Taco Hut.

Reviews for old people spearmint candy, the Rugrats reboot, a horse racing novel, and a quaint little McDonalds.

Reviews for Ali's Bargain Outlet, the Magic 8-ball, these little assorted candies, and the Guggenheim museum of modern art.

Reviews for a massage parlor, Ronald Reagan's boyhood home, Madagascar 2, refurbished GameCubes, and novelty cat gloves.

Reviews for a quirky coffee mug, 'Arthur's Chicken Pox', silver gel lotion, an apron with egg pockets, and Refresh gum.

Reviews for toilet bowl cleaner, the Cajun Boil & Bar, essential oils, and "This Ho Got Roaches in Her Crib: An Urban Satire".

Internet reviews for Sun Tzu's Art of War, Terminator 2, guava paste, holy water from the Jordan river, and the Mandarake complex in Tokyo.

Reviews for scalloped edged napkins, Fruit Stripe gummy candy, maple walnut fudge, a mini freezer, and diet dog food.

This week we have reviews for foot cream, a McDonald's in Georgia, a Pharmacy-Gun store combo in Mississippi, sugar free gum, Welch’s Grape Juice (but most Walmart delivery), and vegan pizza crust.