Episode 33: The Coolest Guy in the Nursing Home

He's spiking the prune juice again! What an old scoundrel, but boy, is he fucking cool.

Today's topics include Don Knotts the Otherworldly Color-Sucking Being, Andy Griffith Show deep lore, gizzard wizards, awful sounds, al dente (or otherwise), the Velveeta Repeata, legalizing black pepper on Mac n Cheese, Political Party Dot Com, the drunk guy at the 24 hour McDonalds, post-burrito clarity, a sentient custard being, Alex Jones impressions, and me and my bubble gut.