Episode 39: Force Sensitive Forrest Gump

“A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for ping pong."

Today's topics include: describing a "chicken chip", pillars of salty ranch, a strawberry kiwi special, the "cool" teacher, the sick game that is the American high school pep rally, just crackin' packets, getting hopped up off some juice, Omaha Beach Steaks, racoons eating little cookies, Pocahontas' ripped Dad, Baby Yo-yo, bringing your mom to see Tenacious D, and the Duality of Manchild.