Episode 49: These Ominous Pants

Something wicked this way comes, and they're going to cover you from your ankles to your buttcheeks.

Today's topics include tightly packed meat tubes, factory standard toilet settings, gummi bear Hell, perforations, butt skulls, drip, three-star husbands, Malört, "randoms", having a ranch dressing soul, and authentic movie quality Godzilla masks.