Remember when Pixar was cool and did those fake outtakes during the credit roles? This episode is kind of like that, except there's a thunderstorm in the background and we had to walk to school 15 miles in the snow, both ways.

Today's topics include "foompers", the full spread, Jackson Galaxy's guitar case, a tidal wave of hot grease, apologetic belligerence, lost children, Six Flags Great America, knock-off Bond villains, the benefit of the doubt, Jeff Bezos, red pillers, and plane crashes.