Episode 83: The Napoleon Dynamite Also Rises

“Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.” - Ernest Hemingway. “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.” - Uncle Rico

Today’s topics include empty promises, double sealing, Casper’s uncles, Freaky Friday farts, polite paleontologists, “Wow Earners”, and not your typical Wienermobile driver.