“Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.” - Ernest Hemingway. “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.” - Uncle Rico

Today’s topics include empty promises, double sealing, Casper’s uncles, Freaky Friday farts, polite paleontologists, “Wow Earners”, and not your typical Wienermobile driver.