Episode 87: Cute, Young, Available

When were you at your cutest, your youngest, and your most availablest? The apex of those three variables hold the secret to your springboard into success. To find out more, order my self help 8-track box set.

Today's topics include the Pizza Hut call center and the Pizza Beast, a Kwik Trip to the grave, yelling "Rangers!", resting pickle face, and "snapchat users".