Today's topics include the toy section at Kohl's, sniffing the box, the climb, Ouiji board camera angles, scroll wheels, simple toothbrushes, butane, McDonalds, and bubble biters.

Today's topics include buying stupid things, black hole theme parks, lag free Jesus, keeping up with the Abraham's, niplessness, your gothic homies, bringing some pepper, big puddles, and tastebuds.

Today's topics include frustration, sparks, a pile of toddler spit, earning the kicks, mean mugging, Emilio, eating dinner with the swamp thing, American recipes and numbers, tea servings, and My Chemical Romance.

Today's topics include Ricky's Ten Gallon Hat Store, Morbius, running in cool jackets, mummies, standard backpack practices, my pretty, Hobby Lobby, the right to enjoy burgers, bam-bam, and a God-awful bean bag of skin.

Today's topics include credos and mottoes, the banana shirt, classic haunts, human parts, stressful pleasure, dried beans, being a bad bitch, and the devil's butt crack.

Today's topics include deflecting rays and attracting babes, evil chickens, smashing, flavored Tootsie Rolls, Major Payne, at least several random digits, several different vibes and energies, and the homies' bowel movements.

Today's topics include landscaping frogs, exchanges of good and services, a slurry of triumph, a subtle descent into insanity, random numbers, a bull with rubber horns, and saying "penis".

Today's topics include the worst Gerard Butler movies, a big pot of worms, #RealGamers, wasp killing rampages, misunderstood St. Bernards, sound advice, ragweed, bog trees, Batman, Winnie the Shit, and a large sized movie theater bucket except it's full of sushi.

Today's topics include spectral murderers, big flying dogs, the mind prison we all share, continuity, renting movies, stupid, cows being milked and cheesed, a steady jambalaya routine, and Kermit.

Today's topics include sizzling demon skin, fancy pens, going off, humping the Hollywood sign, Florida Man, smaller bubbles and smoother taste, Dustin Hoffman, and flatulent relationships.

Today's topics include medium-well, Florida, tomfoolery, iguanas, cacti, hungry hens, sprinkles, "important" stuff, customer service, board games, cherries on cakes, and Kendrick.

Today's topics include righteous boxing matches, lording content, The Boston Bluray Party, Iron Man if he was a chimney sweep, shoobies, "godly" pre-workout, goats, bananas you don't remember, and various bombs.

Today's topics include N64 footstep sounds, the Teething Ring of Power, invisible wall pranks, power, 101 Dalmatians, some idiots with a podcast, Manny, sweet jet skis, violence, and desecrated chocolate.

Today topics include Captain Underpants, Pure Michigan, woodchips, taking medicine, mother-in-laws, rival slumber parties, mangled masses of bones, bunk beds, and oversized bandages.

Today’s topics include child laughter, a lot of pizzas, conquering the moment, dog watching, Jeff Probst holding several peoples hands as they drown, The Wow Earner Redux, bro code, hoops, the homies just putting up ridiculous numbers, diets, and family friendly excursions.

Today's topics include hot dogs, bacon if I'm not mistaken, orbeez, incorporated France, Groovy Grape, garlic flavored poison, the pros and cons of black powder acquisition, tiny trebuchets, and a bro named Donny.

Today's topics include a face in the chili, walking on tables and eating off the floor, green apples, vigilantism, eating pork rinds and wisecracking, a quick click-around, Noam Chomski, bottled watered, I Am Unga Bunga, and second rate Nemo.

Today's topics include kids with fruit for heads, old commercials, animatronics with human flesh, drinking champagne on an airplane, super Christian censor boxes, the long biker of the apocalypse, The Batman, the Ohio version of Seinfeld, and True Reviewer Power.

Today's topics include plastic coconuts, bomb pops, a little stretch in the net, Toadsworth, demented activity, bird watchers, cornflakes in a glass of water, Gobbaloons, and bad cotton candy.

Today's topics include subliminal satanic messaging, the most dangerous game, strong boys, Gomu Gomu techniques, eating the sun, rhythmic torture, and your little white chicken flesh belly.