Today's topics include balls you can throw, ruckus, cabinet creeping, seedy demons, Stair Boy, The Hoboken chicken Emergency, not enjoying Fraser, and Quirky neighbors.

Today’s topics include Timmy OJ, candy shrapnel, peppermint porcupines, Army boy swagger, being cool and casual, getting decently drunk, dirty filthy swamp music, Elon Musk and the blue check mark, Kwik Trip trips, and little butt cheeks.

Today's topics include rainbow vomit, fridge, engines and ingots, cinnamon buns, hot-sick Christmas, pudding, yelling "Bumblebee!", beers, Snapchat, creamy clam chowder, and the memories of a bottle.

Today's topics include the Mona Lisa, tongues in cheeks, pajama pants problems, the children, transcending the human form, riptide, raiding the woof, Frankenstein (again!) and the value of human life.

Today's topics include stupid beads, lent, hobby lobbyist, Hell, whippin', bike type dudes, off-hours pumpkin patch, dinosaur shows, being a ham guy, a different drummer, P-spicers, a sneaky little sausage, and going paperless.

Today's topics include hoochie bars and hoochie Halloween outfits, dressing like a McDonald's worker with teased hair and makeup, monthly supplements of candy corn, and being 13, just lying for money. Plus, a special look at historical reviews of Frankenstein (1931).

Today’s topics include sweat, cool graphics, Coca Cola, volleyball, bad blueberries, spices and salts, broth, guy bubbling, Chainsaw Man, thrusting, and flying wolves.

This weeks topics include hot balls, a little thumb humor, feet soup, sharks in the garden, super raccoons, eating poison, evolving rapidly, chocolate cupcakes, more yoga pants, a remarkable level of spice, and logistics.

Today’s topics include icebergs, joints, The Rock, little yellow dudes, non-disco dazzlers, an untickled laugh, hygiene tools, scrub sessions, goldfish smells, leggings, dirty mirrors, and green tea except it pisses you off.

Today’s topics include serial jizzers, the Ultimate Relationship, cozy yurts, Good Burger, motorcycles, sword arms, dark crystal meth, our Judge Dredd era, real voodoo dolls, deep dish, hourglasses, and the finer points of excavating.

Today’s topics include Ohio, plasma power, shih tzus, “catch”, sniffing, mayonnaise squeeze-ums, bread blasts, crows!, Robocop-style justice, and bear shifters(again).

Today’s topics include non-gamer friends, a series of crouches, greasy joints, standing around with boots and clipboard, feet peeling, Sonic 2, cabin fever incarnate, stretchy vines, and damning a lot of people to Hell.

Today's topics include a whole rabbit hole, modded hot dog rollers (seriously), a standard sized boy, TMI, Warhammer 40k, stew, rivals, earth-shattering intimacy, silly string, flex emojis, and the sandblasting lifestyle.

Today’s topics include “me”, being a slave to cola, deleting contacts, microplastics, convincing yourself that those pants were a good purchase, cope, the Peter Pan Micheal Jackson Freddy Kruger costume, a miserable time, tokens, amusement, and warm vocal cords.

Today's topics include Creed music video vibes, becoming a human Snapple, sensually planting succulents, staplers covered in maple syrup, Blood Oathman, Gumby, Kramer in the Water, and damn rats.

Today's topics include knife fights, Carl's Jr. Tokyo, vorpal blades, shark leather, oatmeal dinosaurs, pizza and bushido, and gamer girl heaven.

Today's topics include typing and exploiting, turkey legs, stiff breezes, circus peanuts, pure economics, the urge to have some crunchy oats, the local slop vacuum, Big Moe, the Calm app, toxic ooze sweat, and the natural inclination to run free.

Today's topics include the toy section at Kohl's, sniffing the box, the climb, Ouiji board camera angles, scroll wheels, simple toothbrushes, butane, McDonalds, and bubble biters.

Today's topics include buying stupid things, black hole theme parks, lag free Jesus, keeping up with the Abraham's, niplessness, your gothic homies, bringing some pepper, big puddles, and tastebuds.

Today's topics include frustration, sparks, a pile of toddler spit, earning the kicks, mean mugging, Emilio, eating dinner with the swamp thing, American recipes and numbers, tea servings, and My Chemical Romance.