We got internet reviews for Arby's in North Dakota, The Nun's Curse, the titular StarKist Chunk Light Tuna, Ed Edd and Eddy, Poor Things, and a bunch of reviews from a central Michigan dude named Trent. Tuna in!

Got 'dem internet reviews for some padded underwear, Campbell's Baked Potato with Steak and Cheese soup, 4lb bale of star from Amazon, some fast food reviews from Jeepers Creepers man himself Justin Long, a bunch of Spam, Aspen Mountains, and Starkist Tuna.

Reviews for Long John Silvers, TotalWine.come, Romantix Adult Arcade, A Christmas Carol, a silly little activity journal, and a big ol' arena in Omaha.

Kicking off 2024 with a look back at some beauties that came before, so that we may steel our resolve for the reviews and comedy that will come in the future. This is the calm before the storm! Comedy storm! AHHHH!!

I hope you wanted reviews for Chris-mas because we got reviews for janky plastic sleds, soap dispensers that look like snails, a blink-182 DVD, and a fat batch of Christmas movie reviews for The Knight Before Christmas, Rare Exports, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and more!

We got reviews for Chef Boyardee, bars and grills, bamboo brushes for the dishes and such, a toilet seat that closes slowly, Baldur's Gate 3, and Lake Michigan.

Reviews! For pizza places in Vancouver, accidental blender part orders, and Godzilla VS Space Godzilla VS John Wick Jr. We also take a cheeky peek into the world of Sims 4 patch notes, and astute listeners already know we are taking one last look at the Three Wolf Moon with our own reviews for that legendary T.

Reviews for playoffs at the dive bar, pizza in Ohio, aforementioned sleep masks and their ultimatums, Bic temporary tattoo pens, mermaid books, and some janky cabins. You might even hear some talk about some Wolves and the Moon if you're lucky!

Reviews for big mitts and chainsaws in the dark, super duper handcuffs, tasty lil' sparkling water, an evil filter from the most evil place, noodles, and smoke machines. We even might even take some time to learn about some FROG HIBERNATION. Wow. Mr. P sure knows how to show a boy a good time.

Reviews for turkey brine bags and sensory deprivation, the Wendy's burger experience, the durability of Amazon batteries, fondue fountains, apps that are SUPPOSED TO have ads, cranberry-orange breakfast biscuits, and Mike's Hot Honey and it's possible applications. Get me some fries with that, and supersize it!

We're fixing to check out some reviews on Play Doh, World's Fair Donuts, fancy restaurants, not-so-fancy restaurants, the Turkey Run State Park, movies like Five Nights at Freddy's, V for Vendetta, and A Haunting in Venice, and some little little heart stickers.

Reviews for argon oil, a mini-small oil lamp, Llama Llama Red Pajama, Kombucha (not an any sort of ironic way), off-brand cereal, and red sugar crystals like for fancy drinks. In the segment, we've got a bunch of reviews for Monster House, controversial art direction and all.

Spooky, scary, funny reviews of Blow Pops, a "cutting edge" haunted house in Texas, a raging baby mask, Children of the Corn but Fortnite, a subpar experience with a casket salesman, and some little candy corns. In the segment this week, we go back to 1933 for old-timey reviews of horror classic The Invisible Man!

We got fun reviews for nasty cheeseburger gummies, a saucy courthouse situation, a Hot Wheels set, The Nightmare Before Christmas and after Thanksgiving, a series of hayrides, and a dragon-themed Amazon Echo Dot.

Reviews of rakes and their possible pebble pick-up power, thermal baths from Iceland, Old Yellers and Young Yellers, some good ol' Amazon smut, and power scrubber moms. The segment this week, a wild amount of Machu Picchu!

Reviews FOR putting yourself in a babies shoes and chewing on the remote, Ueno Park in Japan, eclipse viewing sunglasses, F-Zero 99, and oysters and their general accessibility factor. If you listen nicely you might even hear some review trivia after half-time.

We got review for stuff like big bags of raisins, questionable potato mashers, Monster Hunter but the Milla Jovovich movie, and a soup ladle that looks like Nessie. We also do a deep dive (too deep, one might say) into the history of the wet and wild pools of the Grotto of Massabielle Lourdes water bathhouse in Lourdes, France through review. Keep it clean!

Feel on these reviews for hospital smoothies, King Richard (the tennis movie with Will Smith, not the man) some apocalypse survival gear, fancy lil' dog treats, Armored Core 6: It's Sick, the Mecca that is Portillo's, and karaoke parties in Japan.

We're looking at reviews this week, though, including but not limited to reviews for getting up to Garfield-like mischief with some of that cinnamon, grocery store bathroom labyrinths, whittled stuff in craft burger restaurants, saying "arigato" to the airport, and the bourgeois-infested Carl's Jr on Route 66.

We got reviews for snack packs and babies-in-a-box, apple slicers and unauthorized free samples, pickleball sets and being a serious hobbyist, Crossy Roads and meme-induced voids, The Book of Fascinating Facts by Dr. F*cking Knowledge, and Ritter's Frozen Custard and bonus brownies.