Scary reviews for a perilous pumpkin patch, an unsettling candy apple suckers sucker, a Little Tyke's playset for for a future self-respecting witch or warlock, the irrefutable Reese's cup, and some creepy crawly Trolli gummy worms.

Reviews for Monster "Rehab" energy drinks, drive-thru madness at Burger King in Madison, the Mortal Kombat movie (the 90s one), and The Misfit's Static Age album.

Reviews for The Iron Giant and the state of animation in 1999, Popeye's by a guy named Dark Bloodshed, crispy onions on subscription, steamy alien romance novels, and the illustrious Taco Hut.

Reviews for old people spearmint candy, the Rugrats reboot, a horse racing novel, and a quaint little McDonalds.

Reviews for Ali's Bargain Outlet, the Magic 8-ball, these little assorted candies, and the Guggenheim museum of modern art.

Reviews for a massage parlor, Ronald Reagan's boyhood home, Madagascar 2, refurbished GameCubes, and novelty cat gloves.

Reviews for a quirky coffee mug, 'Arthur's Chicken Pox', silver gel lotion, an apron with egg pockets, and Refresh gum.

Reviews for toilet bowl cleaner, the Cajun Boil & Bar, essential oils, and "This Ho Got Roaches in Her Crib: An Urban Satire".

Internet reviews for Sun Tzu's Art of War, Terminator 2, guava paste, holy water from the Jordan river, and the Mandarake complex in Tokyo.

Reviews for scalloped edged napkins, Fruit Stripe gummy candy, maple walnut fudge, a mini freezer, and diet dog food.

This week we have reviews for foot cream, a McDonald's in Georgia, a Pharmacy-Gun store combo in Mississippi, sugar free gum, Welch’s Grape Juice (but most Walmart delivery), and vegan pizza crust.

We've got reviews for Burger Antics, Jamaican coffee, lemon spaghetti recipes, Beyblade stadiums, and more Airheads.

Reviews for an air fryer, grenade-shaped hot sauce, Gorillaz by Gorillaz, Twister, Twisters, and Yoyogi Park.

Reviews for 'Love and Monsters', The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction for the PS2, 'Hunter: The Storm Brothers' romantic novel, and super movie accurate Toy Story Rex toy.

Reviews for those shower shoes, Ditka's bar and grill, sheets (for the guest room), X-men '97, the Hulk Gamecube controller.

We have reviews for a Rock Band mic, cookies, body bounce body bumpers, fiji water, and Boston Market.

For our birthday we brought reviews for Chuck E Cheese, The Four Seasons Orlando Resort, 'Happy Birthday to Me', 'Four: A Dark Reverse Harem Romance', birthday cake cookies, 'Fantastic Four' (2005), Qdoba, and Party City.

Get some up close reviews of a big buoyant pool ball, a shark attack sushi plate, the Chavarri Palace in Spain, Two Guy a Girl and a Pizza Place, and a little hammock for camping.

We have reviews for Costco and it's bakery, a baby play mat, kites, L-Theanine supplements, and Monster Hunter Now.

Reviews for dry, dry preworkout, an urgent care in Ohio, the anime for F-Zero and Captain Falcon, cool crocodile sunglasses, and a Costco gas station, and maybea bunch of reviews for Air Bud