The sauce is under the cheese, and The Force is underneath that. If you want to get to the midichlorians, you better bring a fork AND knife for this saucy space swamp surprise!

Today’s topics include little unicycle monkeys, the undeniable birdshit factor, Wrigley gum, night sweats (on purpose), the taste of anger, greek yogurt, bananas and pizza slices, bulbous children, and Fountain Picture Party Dot Com.