Today's topics include: jelly bean stain archaeology, where there was once passionfruit, beanboozles, just you and the bear, crispy Wisconsin, the shapes and sizes of farts, chutney, the significance of a quarter mile, fear of steam, Bic for Her Pens, plastic new years crap, and Barney's unitooth.

Today's topics include dirt cups, pre-blasted Ovaltine, straws, walnuts, hazelnuts, pineapple shells, a cardboard box called "Sobriety", The Little Fruitcake Girl, math majors, Wario's Thighs, Oil Tycoons and Cold Soda, two and ten, extreme chapstick, boomer appeal, lady-type pens, sumo wrestler nappy naps, and evil mans.

Today’s topics include professional blurb writers, the Santa’s cookie in the room, Christian receipts, Care Bears lore, burnin’ out VHS tapes, cat temperature drinks, being a cyborg ape man, greasin’ up the toboggan, Illinois River, and nothing saying ‘Merry Christmas!’ like a smelly crotch.

Today's topics include the burden we bear, setting all brain cells to comedy, warm laffy taffy, homemade pixie sticks, a pillow that looks like bread, being in a mood, Charlton Heston, Digimon evolution charts, and being sweet like Granny.

Today's topics include suction, sorting sweatpants, Snorlax, Review Party International (Dot Com), vicious cartoon tigers, missed connections, Benny "The Fat" Rodriguez, shutting your mouth and filling it with pizza, Simon Says type shit, Catholic schoolboys and their lack of swing, yodeling atop pleasure mountain, Guy Fieri, and Peak Playboy Arnold.

Today's topics include a chainsaw the size of a dagger, breaking up the cup ramen rotation, sick machinations, Scooby Dooin' out, identifying with Randy, underwhelming casserole, Grandma Doomerhammer, eatin' beef, The Joker but he Farts, waging war upon this festering pit of a body that I've cultivated, another million dollar idea for Listerine, secret massages, and Alcooltraz.

This week's topics include no cheese quesadillas, Fartford Connecticut, VSCO Girls and JNCO Boys, Crapp Reviews, Colossal Radio Flyer Babies, Nerf Whistlers and Super Soaker Misslers, Gettin' a Good Toss In, Rusted Root ruling, and Canadas Favorite Router. 

This weeks topics include the coolest tomahawk ever made, Stretch Armstrong Optimus Prime, that soap and sunglasses commercial guy, Felicia Day's Vaginal Fantasy Book Club, thrift store pimpin' Gandalf, fairies wearing Gap, Chef Boyardee in a ziplock bag, call back jokes, "Daddy do like-a cider!", facing the yakuza, neat shit, and hobbit sausages.

On this episode the boys discuss pizza delivery guys, becoming an entire kidney stone, the Ocean Spray Guy, nachos, serious wood burners, lovingly speed bagging, Rodney Dangerfield, the Unfinished Business podcast, Legendary Internet Artifacts, the dad rock and crappy sitcom sections of the Library of the Cosmos.

Craig S., Darth Craiger, Craig-san, The Melon Soda Bandit of Akihabara, クレイガ. This social entrepreneur and 3-time Yelp Elite goes by many names, but a Craig by any other name reviews just as sweet. On Episode 5 and Episode 18 you heard the boys go through a Donkey Kong country mine cart level of emotions that is reading a Craig-written review and come out the other side giggling, now hear directly from the man himself. That's right, we got that son of a gun in the Review Party Dot Com Studio and we lit him up with our most fiery, hard hitting, brutal questions.

On today's Spooktacular the boys discuss: empty headed beanbag chair children, Cro-Magnon magicians, turnin' tricks, Magician Lennie's Cup of Gore, vaseline,  more of a boo-hoo than a boo, Eddie Murphy's Worst Years, Jack-o-Lantern: Origins, glow ups, The Brain Man, Danny Devitron 2.0, My Girlfriend's Sister, people saying "dead meat", human muscle slug situations.

Today the boys discuss hotwifes, sushi, mimosas, orbital funerals, cookie crust apple pit, being like Brucie from Matilda, hindenburgers, pretending to brush your teeth, 2 dollar Trump impressions, and Professor Matthew McCaughey.

Today’s topics include The Last Blockbuster on Earth, Newman’s Own question costume collection, a duck saving vigilante, the legendary Craig-san (REDUX!!!), Galaga: The Movie, wet booby scenes, and that one Seinfeld episode.

In this episode the boys discuss nard cream, the fastest AND most stressful moment of your life, The Tricycle Puppet, Battlebot tangents, Jeff's Gordon, hit and run bullying tactics, feral plains children, the cowbell and the percussion's arsenal, a beer and a freestyle, the Hindenburg, a legitimate foodgasm, playing house and Best Buy, and dongles.

Today's topics include: Neptune Ass-Kicking God of the Sea, Beautiful Men, the opposite of The Giver, the burrito pregame technique, The Gabagool Compilation, Diddy Kong Racing, Real Gamer Hours, World War Wolf, Lucky Charm milkshakes, and gluttony.

Today the boys discuss Legend of Zelda noises, going on a People Tour, barehanded casserole scoopin', being comfy & slutty, vegan puns, hand farts, Teenage Mutant Ninja Skin Care, the green pill, Three Wolf Moon and The Mountain Dot Com, and of course: The Great Gamer Girl in the Sky.

In this episode the boys ponder such topics as: noodle legged bears, a rain of stuffing, The Parable of the Stolen Tylenol, The Mouse and the Ambulance, entire packs of lies, how to write the number four, Brad Pit's abs, Billy Blanks' Wikipedia page, and how we owe absolutely everything we have to the Wayans Brothers.

Today's topics include: taking a walk on the wild side, drinking with the boys a la the Fellowship of the Ring Prancing Pony scene, just leaving me alone to eat my reuben, doing the homework, locally source Panda March Cook'ems, The One Named Bullethead, hankerin' the mango habanero, and some Jetsons-level sh*t.

In this episode you can find topics such as skunkmen, glorious Nippon steel pizza slicers, Adult Yoda: Pro Skater, Asap Ferg, the cat that eat the butter, and being a big spoon boy.

On this episode the boys discuss 10,000 rats and how much Brent likes them (its a lot), [galloping noises], the finer points of liking seaweed snacks, The Chocolatiest Catch, soup, Billy Eyelashes, and The Gatorade Squeeze Bottle Games.