Today's topics include a digital exorcist, Crazy Bones, herbaceous spices and meaty meats, dick simmerin', a gaydar you can rent, corduroy pants, Nosferatu, a big ol' head, and dad jokes that induce mind decay.

Today's topics include the Backstreet Boy's natural habitat, boyish sin surging forth, Pixar's Coco, Alaskan hockey moms, high cost of living (because of the vampires), intended puns, Foo Fighters Half Time Show, ampersands, fried onions, skull shaped poison gas cloud, Dairy Queen blizzards, fruit shoot, British mould.

Today's topics include that green can, tonic, when the petting zoo goes wrong, a festival hero, Buzz Lightyear, dinos getting blasted by meteors, sriracha (it's no big deal!), dangerous raw material: ketchup, a little assortment of ha-ha's, katanas, and the bird-muda triangle.

Today's topics include stretchy implications, woe, Machop, Machoke, and Machamp, spam spaghetti, this fuckin' snob, Terminator 2 pinball machines, the tooth of the dog, boomerang-ing, being weak in the cheeks, sudoku, EXP bars, and Austria.

Today’s topics include free-spirited shopping at Spirit Halloween, costume wigs, real trench coats, Gulliver’s Travels, a 1995 film staring Antonio Banderas, bird hair, Little Tom, caterpillar cocoon DNA goo, blood doping, that sick Colorado O-positive, “I’m Tokyo bitches!”, and looking like you smell like pee.

Today's topics include chili dog flavored energy drinks (yes I'm serious) and the origins of Dark Matt, little mantras, freshman dorm floor programs, where to hide your fire extinguishers, the room in the basement where all the shit goes, a child's new leather jacker, blue cheese, and Menards After Dark.

Today's topics include Diary of  Wimpy Kid Land, loveguitar (one word), an Air Bud prison of man's own creation, tortilla cocoons, soap tasters, dragon balls, Impossible Baby, gross starfish, vibrating butt flaps, chicken dinner at the beach, SPF 10,000, six paragraphs of rage, and a loofa you wear.

Today’s topics include psychoactive pepper effects, salami subs, jack-o-lantern faces, sodium, Seinfeld, details, not pooping your pants, brain melting dumb boy video game paradise, weak cheese game, and another million dollar idea from Review Party Dot Com.

Today’s topics include an IV drip of Mr. Pibb, Phil Woodman, some dark times for Frankie, stupid little Amish fireplaces, popcorn IQ, super soakers, sucking at Sega, little dolphins, bullfighting, stinky rose petals, and cannonballs.

Today’s topics include bread, facts, entire legends, chicken head guy, bomb bowling, wall beyblades, some deep seeded desires, scissors, great gifts for bar mitzvah, the very concept of grandmothers, kaiju beach balls, Totoro, and gay dungeon and dragons basement bars.

Today’s topics include just delicious water, drain-o, mattress related calculations, Uncle Joey, one house, a little elevator pitch, huge ships, jinglers, good times at Yellow Stone, and the big blue ocean.

Today's topics include virgin bank accounts, the mind stone, Advice Party Dot Com, slapping water with pool noodles, the kilt lifestyle, snooty type ancestors, the Council of Brians, Praising Ben Stiller Party Dot Com, Owen Wilson the karaoke bar clerk, and the hands-free butt open.

Today's topics include: being demoralized, being embarrassed, pranking, suction cups, or tongues, or anything, and international spellcasting range, being a great couple, being both chicken and human, crabs, Keanu, the string in the crack, and tiger masks.

Today's topics include gangbusters, St. Louis Arch Eyebrows, naked steaks, being the Sherlock Holmes of reviews, Pokemon, you and 1000 imps, the Wall Drug, and trailer trash marriage arrangements.

Today's topics include disco infernos, Kevin McAlister's House, peanut butter, "Smooth" on repeat, whatever cults do with dead bodies, guilt, water into wine type stuff, the Great Boudini, A True Reviewer, five crimefighting marshmallows, and Listerine babies.

Today's topics include "foompers", the full spread, Jackson Galaxy's guitar case, a tidal wave of hot grease, apologetic belligerence, lost children, Six Flags Great America, knock-off Bond villains, the benefit of the doubt, Jeff Bezos, red pillers, and plane crashes.

Today's topics include wounds, the T-rex, healers (spiritual and others), absorbing light, Cubone's dead mom, meat products, waffles, old dirty basement books, darkness, and pringles content.

Today's topics include veiled threats, bundt cakes and bundtlets, Adam Sandler's less successful friends, off the cage slam shows, mind palaces, razzleberry, classic internet video powerthirst, and everything (in bacon fat).

Today's topics include dry counties, the Baconverse, Macho Man Randy: Hotel Savage, the slimey butterfly effect, natural propane springs, on-gridders, nerd summer camp, Man-Whore: Origins, and gundams.

Today's topics include ticks, American Public Schools, razorblade cars, baby Matt, sick and deplorable people, little chickadees, Tamagotchi Fax History Report, Australia, molten hot jams and jellies, Snacket VII, creepshows, and the perfect fart chamber.