Today's topics include the Burger King Stacker Wikipedia page, having a meaty morning, being scared but also impressed, flyover children, a dwarven overlook, Twilight Zone but hosted by Ashton Kutcher, Mac n cheese farms, Whoopi Goldberg and abstinence, the holy sizzle, and being a part of a great community (of addicts).

Today's topics include tightly packed meat tubes, factory standard toilet settings, gummi bear Hell, perforations, butt skulls, drip, three-star husbands, Malört, "randoms", having a ranch dressing soul, and authentic movie quality Godzilla masks.

Today's topics include the perfect gift for teens, elves, Tommy Pickle's bare midriff, Pikablu, The Handsome Gamer™, 3D data of the world around you, the ol' "lemon oopsie", Stephen King, Megaman-style power stealing, aggressive babies, Lil' Willy Wonka, laser feet, Achilles' mom, butt-like cheeks, Georgia O'Keefe, Sir Mix A Lot type giant asses.

Today's topics include little speedy monkeys, waking up with ball hair, having literate children, explicit hot sauces, pinky problems, elation, duck dynasties, and ultra money.

Today's topics include playing fetch with the website "Amazon", daddy the longlegs, sucking fast, red slash cyan glasses, retinal rivals, rods and cones duking it out, Billy Zane, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and yakuza in the sauna.

Today's topics include baby shoes, perverse opinions, worm holes to the snot realm, problem gamblers, the Cartoon All-stars, Optimus Prime's Gambling Problem, werewolf germs, sipping, The Full Tomiko, milk, fun fridge activities, and not joking.

Today's topics include feeling like a newborn baby, camping at a monkey statue, Zeus turning into piss, real Croc stories, scary scenes, fat Ghibli villains, the prettiest frogs, Nat Geo, Jabba the Hut, Yelp's Unusual Activity Alerts, Creed, Lord of the Flies but with a massage gun, and the first gay devil. 

Today's topics include: white noice scented candles, Lush, anime jet fuel nosebleeds, explaining the ins and outs of hooping and sticking, bringing back jacks, a Review Party sleeper cell, a review Wayne Gretsky didn't write, smelly salts, melon soda (again), Arby's, getting down into the whiz, and 10,000 study hours in flossing.

Today's topics include: loins, The Picture of Dorian Gravy, known kickers of nuts, tripod chairs and other such assailants, Out Back, whole German summer sausages, hampsters dancing, a little thing for big sasquatch, oompa loompas with little tear tattoos, grandpa stuff, puddles of technology, digimon, and Tim.

Today's topics include: throwin' nerf howlers, crotch jokes, 500, exploding heads and cybernetic implants, purples shades, waking up like a caveman, a lot of slop left unslopped, begging Tooshy to sponsor us, Taco Bell refried bean sauce, and endless Godzilla roaring.

Topics include Takin' Sides with Tommy Chip, a regular Sherlock and Watson situation, thousands and thousand of snowmen, Sun Wukong the Trickster God, the gift of visceral place, on purpose-accident, dragon-like armor, smelling the smell of ham baking, a total Kramer moment, Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, having an awesome lizard arm, Anakin's little tumble on Mustafar, having tubes for everything, and an unassuming demon.

Today's topics include: describing a "chicken chip", pillars of salty ranch, a strawberry kiwi special, the "cool" teacher, the sick game that is the American high school pep rally, just crackin' packets, getting hopped up off some juice, Omaha Beach Steaks, racoons eating little cookies, Pocahontas' ripped Dad, Baby Yo-yo, bringing your mom to see Tenacious D, and the Duality of Manchild.

Today's topics include: crispiness, consuming KFC at high speeds, incognito situations, vaping piss, The Mountain Dew Realm, marketing gemstones, Not Believing It's Not Butter, boiling water, doing things ogre style, weaponized gift giving, the Peterman Catalogue, Craig-san's Cheesesteak Saga, a review that gives Brent an existential crisis, and babies basically being living dumbbells.

Topics include! dangerous hot tubs, cold snaps, chill waves, awful statues of awful things to put in their awful houses, actually saying "Hold onto your hat, I'm an art student!", old, loose beef, being the stupid ones, Mr. Abraham Lincoln, meeting someone at the intersection of Hello Kitty and Hooters (if it exists!), double Mt. Fujis, a gumbo dumbo, having a True Reviewer's Heart, and some bitchin' toilets.

Today's topics include having an awful life, Human Party Dot Com, Lil Wayne, Garfield on stilts with long legged Russian women, being total doofs, caviar or lack-thereof, the gritty Ed, Edd, and Eddy reboot, X-treme Seinfeld, scary science fiction warnings, a build-a-bear and 30+ Hot Wheels, and the perfect cargo for any situation.

Today's topics include emotionally running a marathon, the flour kid, Rosie O'Donnell fashion trends, laying babies, unfiltered thoughts about my Prius, driving a computer, being the Michael Myers of fuel efficiency, Pixar's Cars (but cooler), stocking stuffers year round, and all kind of deplorable food reviews with our friend Pete from the Grocery Gambler's Podcast!

Today's topics include Ping My Pong Dot Com, Super Nintendo era technology, a bad G in the bunch, Huge Turd Dot Com, He Has No Mouth but He Must Scream (Smash Mouth's Walking on the Sun), Piss Alley, hip hop preambles, mixing tasty things, immaculate dank pow pow, megabustin', and really good capris.

Today's topics include Don Knotts the Otherworldly Color-Sucking Being, Andy Griffith Show deep lore, gizzard wizards, awful sounds, al dente (or otherwise), the Velveeta Repeata, legalizing black pepper on Mac n Cheese, Political Party Dot Com, the drunk guy at the 24 hour McDonalds, post-burrito clarity, a sentient custard being, Alex Jones impressions, and me and my bubble gut.

Today's topics include: butter sphere pyramids, Turkish disappointments, Jesus, spontaneous deification, swiss army guitars, sexy ladies, freckles and mortality, f***** rodeos, and neutered Donald Duck.

Today's topics include our good friend Odysseus, helping Bambi, Hamburger Helper puns, chili mac burp freestyles, a burger-wanting audience, the other story of how Joker got his scars, Big Mister, sexy little baby devils, Escanaba in 'da Moonlight, MF DOOM, The Tape Measure, gimmie gimmie subs, word alchemy, the False Zone, and Super Associates.